Ten Minutes: Scarves

Wearing a scarf is a terrible strategy if someone is looking to strangle you. Most of the work is already done for them. You’ve left two kill handles hanging around your neck. I mean, there’s probably nobody out to get you but I’d definitely make an effort to be on my best behavior. At the very least, someone could spin you around like a top. Sun Tzu certainly wouldn’t approve of your fashion sense or defensive tactics. Lose the small battle against the cold to win the fight for your life.