Ten Minutes: Perfume

It’s understandable that nobody wants to smell your body’s natural stink, but overcorrecting the issue with layers of lotions and sprays will have the same unpleasant effect. Actually, it’s worse. When I can taste your cologne, your scent is now offending two of my senses. It’s like walking into a room with a pungent bouquet of vanilla-dipped roses and jamming them into everyone’s face. Unacceptable. The word “perfume” might actually be French for “suffocate”. Somebody please look that up for me – I’m going to pass out.